[The screen flickers on, and OH DEAR. :C You are being glared at by an incredibly irritated looking one-eyed Ukrainian fellow. He's sat down with a glass of questionable clear liquid pressed against his temple ( Read more... )

[When the camera flickers on, instead of getting a fabulously framed shot of a random Inmate/Warden, you get a close-up of what appears to be wood-grain. In the background, there's a series of loud bangs, followed by some gravelly voice mumbling something vague in Russian. The screen twists around, and OH THERE WE GO! It's Mikhail ( Read more... )